Brisbane's No B.S Gas Plumbers
600+ five-star reviews from people who hate spending money on gas leaks & repairs.
- Upfront Fixed Pricing For All Gas Needs
- Track Your Plumber
- No Hidden Fees
No Bullsh*t. Ever.
- Just fixed gas leak in Bulimba
(2hrs ago) - Repair gas stove in Red Hill
(3hrs ago) - Gas hot water replaced in Belmont
(1day ago) - Gas leak fixed in Indooroopilly
(2days ago)
The Dodgy Plumbing Ad Translator
| What They Say | What They Mean |
|---|---|
| "$0 Call Out Fee!" | They just call it something else and it’s $185 |
| "$50 off your first service!" | They mean the second time you need their help |
| "24/7 Service!" | Their answering service is 24/7 |
| "Free Quote!" | The quote is free. Everything else is 50% more than it should be |
Exhausting, isn’t it?
Here’s Our Revolutionary Approach:
We Don’t Try to Trick You Into Doing Business With Us
Upfront pricing
We quote the job. You see the price. You approve it. That's the price you pay.
No dodgy stuff
We charge a fair price and never hide anything. You’ll have everything in writing and approve all the work every step of the way.
Track your plumber
Like Uber, but for someone who can fix your toilet.
Lasts a lifetime
We don’t churn and burn. We want you to be so happy with our service and the value we offer that you’ll never want to call anyone else
Upfront pricing
We quote the job. You see the price. You approve it. That's the price you pay.
No dodgy stuff
We charge a fair price and never hide anything. You’ll have everything in writing and approve all the work every step of the way.
Track your plumber
Like Uber, but for someone who can fix your toilet.
Lasts a lifetime
We don’t churn and burn. We want you to be so happy with our service and the value we offer that you’ll never want to call anyone else
It’s not rocket science. It’s just plumbing without the bullsh*t.
Our Partners & Affiliates
What "No Bullsh*t" Actually Means
- Digital quotes you approve before work starts
(like it's 2025 or something) - Fixed pricing from our price book
(no making it up as we go) - Track your plumber arriving
(because "on my way" means nothing)
- One invoice that matches the quote
(revolutionary technology) - Actual warranty on our work
(not "warranty terms and conditions apply") - Australian office answers when you call
(not a call center in who-knows-where)
We’re not reinventing plumbing. Just being professional about it.
600+ Five-Star Reviews from People Who Hate Spending Money on Plumbing
Turns out, honest pricing and actual service make people happy. Who knew?
From "Oh Sh*t" to "Thank God"
Whatever’s broken, we’ll quote it straight and fix it right
Blocked Drain
Leaking Taps
Pipe Inspections
Leaking Toilets
Gas Leak
Gas Appliances
Hot Water Systems
Plumbing Inspections
+ More: Basically, if it’s wet, blocked, or hissing, we’re on it.
The Least Annoying Plumbing Experience You'll Ever Have
We can’t make your toilet breaking fun, but we can make fixing it painless
Before We Arrive
- Fees Explained
- Confirmation text with day and time
- 20 min away text
- Track your plumber on his way to your house
When We're There
- Inspect the problem
- Explain your options to fix it
- Give you a written digital quote
- No pressure tactics ever
- You approve it before tools come out
After We're Done
- Test everything with you
- Clean up our mess
- Process payment (same price as quoted)
- Warranty documentation provided
Meet the Humans
Who'll Fix Your House
We might not be this fresh looking when you meet us
Billy - Started BPG in 2005. Still crawls under houses. Still hates the cowboys giving the profession a bad name.
Natalie - Answers your calls.Books your jobs. Manages the schedule. Always calls back.
The Crew - Licensed, insured, and refreshingly normal humans who happen to be excellent tradesmen (not tradies … there’s a big difference).
We don’t have high turnover. Our team sticks around because we treat them fairly, pay them well, ensure work-life balance and never ask them to bullsh*t our customers.
When they show up at your house, they’re focused on one thing: making sure you never want to call another plumber by solving your problem and delivering 5-star service. They’re not there to win salesman of the month by selling you a $15k hot water system that should be $4k.
Still Scrolling?
We Get It. Choosing a Plumber Sucks.
But at some point, someone’s got to fix that leak…
Here’s the deal: Your problem won’t fix itself. The other plumbers will play games with pricing. We won’t.
Option A:
- Call us, get quoted honestly, problem solved
Option B:
- Keep researching plumbers for another hour
Your call. Literally.
- Just fixed burst pipe in West End (2hrs ago)
- Cleared blocked drain in Red Hill (3hrs ago)
- Flooded laundry fixed in Indooroopilly
